Mac's
carries a wide variety of brand name and specialty beers
If we
don't have YOUR favorite just ask and we can get it for you
"Without question, the
greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I
grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with
pizza"
Dave Barry's Bad Habits
"I never drink water;
that is the stuff that rusts pipes"
W. C. Fields
"How's a beer sound,
Norm?"
" I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word
in"
- Norm Peterson
Some Fun Beer Facts:
There are over 200 styles of beer
produced throughout the world.
The growth of the specialty (craft or
micro) beer segment has resulted in more breweries in the USthan any other country in the world.
A 12 oz. beer has fewer calories than
two slices of bread and contains no fat.
The average American annually consumes
47.3 gallons of soda, 26.5 gallons of coffee,
and 23.1 gallons of
beer.
WHY SIX PACKS? Pabst was the
first brewery to package beer in six packs. After numerous
studies, it was determined that six cans was the ideal weight
for the average housewife to cart home from the store. Remember
that in the '40s things were different from today.
Beer - A six pack of beer
1.Beer has
been around for thousands of years. It especially became a staple
drink in the Middle Ages, when people began to live in cities
where close quarters and poor sanitation made clean water
difficult to find. The alcohol in beer made it safer to drink than
water.
2.Beer is made when yeast
consumes the sugar derived from grain, usually barley-but before
barley can be used to make beer, it must be malted, which involves
a natural conversion process.
3.Barley is what gives a
cold pot of draught a good 'head'. And the barley variety that
delivers the best head of beer to virtually all of the types
brewed by Queensland brewers is Tallon, a northern variety
developed by scientists from the Department of Primary Industries
and Fisheries (DPI&F) and named after a famous Queensland
cricketer, Don Tallon.
4.A good head on a pot
protects the beer's flavour from atmospheric oxygen, which quickly
destroys the taste. And it's also crucial in delivering that
yeasty, hoppy aroma that beer drinkers love. But what most beer
drinkers don't realise is the amount of science that is poured
into getting a head of beer 'just right'.
5.Scientists from DPI&F
know how infinitesimal changes in the malting specifications of
barley can turn a good head into a not-so-good-one. They work
closely with brewers to ensure that barley varieties are exactly
right and consider this to be the most important part of their
value-adding research program. And with sixty per cent of the beer
drunk in Australia produced from northern barley varieties, they
seem to be getting it right.
6.And finally in the words
of the late great Slim Dusty, 'there's nothing so lonesome, morbid
or drear than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer'.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.
SYMPTOM:
Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.
SYMPTOM:
Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM:
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM:
Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM:
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM:
Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM:
Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM:
Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM:
Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM:
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
them.
SYMPTOM:
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're
in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM:
Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM:
Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM:
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
Think that you're REALLY a beer expert?
Take the challenge
and find out!!
1. A pilsner is . (a) the
world's most popular beer style; (b) a resident of the Czech town
of Pilsen; (c) a tall beer glass with a short stem and a
funnel-shaped bowl; (d) all of the above.
2. The primary ingredients needed to brew are
water, grain, hops and . (a) sugar;
(b) flour; (c) yeast; (d) sauerkraut juice.
3. By strict definition a microbrewery can produce
no more than barrels
of beer each year. (a) 500;
(b) 1,000; (c) 15,000; (d) 50,000.
4. Imported beer is big business, but domestically
produced beer still accounts for more than of
American beer consumption. (a) 38%;
(b) 51%; (c) 68%; (d) 94%.
5) One of the reasons the Pilgrims chose to land at
Plymouth, Massachusetts, rather than going on to Virginia as
planned was that they were low on . (a) corn;
(b) wine; (c) beer; (d) kitty litter.
6) Storing beer to mellow or ripen is known as
. (a)
lagering; (b) hopping; (c) marrying; (d) malting.
7) Malt is an important ingredient in making beer
and distilled spirits. Unless otherwise specified malt is made
from dried, sprouted . (a)
alfalfa; (b) corn; (c) barley; d) rice.
8) After being introduced in the early '70s. light
beers quickly found acceptance among American consumers. Today,
three out of the top five beer brands are lights and light beer
accounts for more than of
all the beer. (a) 10%;
(b) 22%; (c) 36%; (d) 54%.
9) Anheuser-Busch, Miller and Coors are the
dominant forces in the American beer market. The big three have a
combined market share of more than . (a) 42%;
(b) 64%; (c) 76%; (d) 88%.
10) The oldest document known to man is an ancient
clay table depicting the preparation of beer for sacrificial
purposes. This document was inscribed in Babylon around
. (a) 1776;
(b) 1066; (c) A.D.; (d) 6000 B.C.
11) It's pretty well-known that Revolutionary
patriot Samuel Adams was also a brewer. Another founding father
who was also a brewer was. (a) George
Washington; (b) Alexander Hamilton; (c) Benedict Arnold; (d) John
Adams.
12) Prior to the development of refrigerated rail
cars. all beer was local. The first brewery to translate this
technology into a market advantage and develop a national brand
was . (a)
Anheuser-Busch; (b) Miller Brewing; (c) Coors Brewing; (d) Stroh.
13) Beer was a favorite of Egyptian royalty, and
was served in . (a)
pilsner glasses; (b) golden goblets; (c) papyrus cups; (d) wooden
mugs.
14) Hops began to be used in brewing beer in the
. (a) 8th
century; (b) 11th century; (c) 13th century; (19th century.
15) The first commercial brewery in the New World
was located in. (a) New
Jersey; (b) New York; (c) New Hampshire; (d) New Orleans.
16) In what year did the German beer law, the
Reinheitsgebot, take effect?
(a) 1066; (b) 1516; (c) 1812; (d) 1952.
17) The skills necessary for brewing lager beers
were brought to America by immigrants from . (a)
Germany; (b) England; (c) China; (d) Austria.
18) The ingredient often referred to as the "soul
of the beer" is . (a) water;
(b) malt; (c) hops; (d) corn.
19) For their understanding of how yeast works in
beer, brewers are indebted to . (a) Isaac
Newton; (b) Martin Luther; (c) Louis Pasteur; (d) Madam Curie.
20) Lager comes from the German word meaning
. (a) made
in wood; (b) bigger than; (c) to store; (d) cabin.
21) Trappist ale was created by (a) Baron
von Trapp; (b) monks; (c) feminists; (d) trappers.
22) Dark beer gets its color from . (a) food
coloring; (b) malted barley; (c) coffee; (d) chocolate.
23) Beer's two greatest enemies are . (a)
spirits and wine; (b) light and temperature; (c) Jesse Helms and
Joe Kennedy; (d) soda and coffee.
24) Miller introduced its revolutionary Lite beer
in . (a) 1935;
(b) 1957; (c) 1966; (d) 1973.
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